Emma!

I have a crazy sister Emma. Somtimes she just gets out of control I tell you.

Abigail Abigail Abigail!

My cousin Abigail Anne a.k.a. Abby went with me and my aunt Susannah to the movies. As we were leaving Abigail saw a man with his teenager son and then she yelled very softly you retards. She didn't know the window was down. We started to laugh so hard.

You are look'in fine!!!!!

Aunt Susannah's gift to my mom was a card that talked when you opened it.It said...hahaha you are look'in fine hahaha one word yum haaaaaa happy birthday you good look'in hunk of person you hahaha I want to eat you up num num num.

singing time

We were watching W0onder pets.Then Luke started singing.This is what he said:wonder pets! wonder pets! Were on our way to help a friend and save the day. were not to big and were not to tough but when we work together we got the right stuff.Go wonder pets!Yaaaaa!

Emma doesn't get a thing about jokes

These are some of Emma's jokes:"knok knok" "who's there?" " seala" "seala who" "I like to see the sea." (ha ha not funny)


Next, "knok knok" "who's there" " uh...uh...hmmm," " uh...uh...hmmm, who" "hey that really wasn't a joke!"

Emma's funny story

Last night Emma was making up a funny story this is what it said: This is the title:The little little hairs from the stinky armpit "Oh who stinks in the car?"said the hairs.This is what the person said:"Hmmm,someone farted."What is that smell?" He sniffed his armpit."P.U.I need some deorderent." And then the hairs jumped out of the armpit and they lived happily ever after.

Screaming loudly

I went downstairs and I read the things I was thankful for then I felt someonw touch my thigh. Anut Susannah felt someone touch her shoulder. I turned around and said: "Oh hey." It was just Emma. Auntie turned around and she screamed loudly. Then I fell to the ground and laughed so hard I couldn't breath. Then I wet my pants. All of laughing so hard. Auntie was crying. Emma was dizzy and bonked into stuff.

dancing around!

So I was watching the High School Musical Concert .Then I looked over and Luke was dancing.It was the most funniest thing ever!(chuckle)

laughing out loud!

When I was in the bathroom I was talking to myself. When I came out my Aunt Deborah's face was red. She said that she heard me talking to myself. She also told me that Emma (my sister) was laughing so hard until snot flew out her nose. Then Emma started laughing again.